Theory Disproved

The young scientist hummed to himself happily. Not only had he finally had gotten a girlfriend (A true girlfriend!) but here on the island, he had made many scientific discoveries. His life had never been better.

And today, the people who had helped make his life better (even if it involved getting hurt and nearly killed a few times) were coming over for a visit. Perhaps it would be nice to see them again. It had only been a few months since their battle with the Queen, so Darwin didn't think much would have changed with the group of pirates.

Looking at his pocketwatch, Darwin saw that it was just about time to meet the pirates at the beach. Still humming, he walked through the jungle and onto the beach. He saw everything he expected to see. The wooden pirate ship, the crew waving hello, the Pirate Captain in his usual red attire.

What he didn't expect to see however, was a giant grey sea monster.

His jaw dropped at the sight. The fish beast was nearly half as tall as Big Ben, and it looked like it could easily destroy the other half. A huge mouth filled with sharp teeth, and looking hungry.

"Hello there, Charles!" the Pirate Captain yelled, "I see you've been working on that beard! Good man!"

"W-What is that thing!" Darwin screamed.

"Huh? Oh, him!" the Pirate Captain replied, perhaps a little proudly, "We found him around the place where you said he wouldn't be. 'Just for decoration' huh? Well, he's been following us all around the seas, and I think he wanted to prove to a certain someone he did exist!"

"I thought he was following us because we kept feeding him ham bones since Captain told us to," the Albino Pirate whispered to the Pirate with a Scarf.

"Y-Y-Yes! I can see now! He does exist! Now please, make him leave!" Darwin shouted, hiding behind a palm tree and holding onto it for dear life.

"Oh come on Charles, he isn't that bad!" the Pirate Captain shouted back, "and besides, I've had larger fish swallow my ship!"

"He swallowed your ship?!"

"It was only once!"